Not My Finest Moment (or maybe it was…)
Today I decided to push the limits and run five miles. I haven’t run that far in about a year. But today, my mood dictated the need for some intense physical challenge.
As I ran, I completely drew into myself… I was on cruise control. And, suddenly, I looked up and realized I was running straight toward a middle school at afternoon release time (4:30 p.m. to be exact). Shit. I harbor an intense dislike for middle schoolers, having once been a middle schooler (and a complete jackass) myself. But I was running right into a swarm of them.
Things happened quickly: Four kids (3 boys and 1 girl) were walking side by side toward me. I made eye contact with them. They clearly had a silent agreement that they were not going to budge off of the sidewalk. They expected me to go around them. Bullshit.
So, I did what any grown woman who was running to avoid a complete meltdown would do: I body checked the fourteen year old girl that was in my way. I hit her hard enough that she spun around. The shock on her boyfriend’s face is something I will carry close to my heart for quite some time.
And I kept on running.
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February 3, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Badass.
February 3, 2010 at 8:55 pm
She totally deserved it. I really hope she moves next time someone is walking/running on the sidewalk and needs to pass her.